Last Evacuation Drill

A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employeesare in office(approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within3 mins & every employee gathered outside office. 10 minspassed

5 more mins passed.

Security Officer -> Announcement started, "Dear Employees - With meltingheart I am making this announcement that for many of you it will be alast evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% employee. Whilemoving in who-so-ever ID card won't work are lay off & all theirbelongings will be couriered to them tomorrow. We followed thisapproach as we don't want to fill email box size with layoff mail inthousands & also to avoid any fight inside office". Hope you have nicecareer ahead. Please move in & try your luck.